After Cali apologized about the para delay, and they reached the sushi place~
“Alright, what d’you want, Ted?” he asked the little boy who was frankly very apt in the taste buds for a kid his age. He looked across the table at Harry, who was looking at his menu godmodgodmodgodmod, and smiled. He was happier than anything when he was with them both.
Teddy didn’t even hesitate. “California roll!” he said in excetement. Harry looked up from HIS MENU HMMMMMMM and smiled at him. “Good choice.” he smiled and ordered ugh something sushi-ish idk I can’t think rn. “It’s so good to not eat hospital food or worse…your cooking.” Harry eyed Draco and laughed. “I don’t think I could handle it any longer.” he smiled, winking at him.
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Draco laughed. “Right, then, sushi it is.” he said, and started walking towards the exit of the place with Harry and Teddy next to him. He raised his eyebrows. “Oh, did I say crazy? I meant totally super awesome” he said, narrowing his eyes at Harry. “You know I love you and your hair, Ted! Now let’s hurry up so they won’t close the restaurant on us, shall we?”
Teddy seemed to be pleased at that and decided to forgive Draco. Harry gave him another face back but began to walk out of the place they were at which i forget because this para was started FOUR WEEKS AGO. “Sushi! Sushi! Sushi! Sushi!” Harry and Teddy changed, laughing as they walked out of the building and into the streets.
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Draco laughed along with Harry, and nodded. “We can do sushi, right?” he asked him. But of course they could. Specially if Teddy wanted it. “Let’s go then, crazy hair”
“Well it’s not like any of us are pregnant so I’m sure sushi would be great.” he laughed. Teddy stuck his tongue out at Draco when he called him crazy hair and gave him an angry face. “It’s not crazy!!” he said in defense. Crossing his arms over his chest. Harry ruffled his hair and looked at him. “of course it’s not, Teds. It’s you.” he smiled and nudged Draco with a little smirk out of the corner of his mouth.
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As Draco walked toward the healers, he couldn’t help but hear Harry and Teddy’s conversation. Stifling a laugh, he gave them back the cups. “Are we free to go now?” he asked, wanting to leave with Harry and Teddy and do something fun. The healers nodded, looking… puzzled. They were obviously a very weird energetic family, specially for who Harry was and what everyone knew he was going through. “Well then… um.. goodbye then” He walked back to Harry and Teddy, smiling. “Alright, guys! We get to go. They’ll call us and tell us the progress and everything and yeah”
Harry looked back at Draco and smiled. “Yay! Freedom!” he smiled, bouncing Teddy on his side and swinging him around a bit as well. His hair was going from pinks to purples to even a few shades of blue. It made Harry laugh because he just looked so hilarious. “Sushi!” Teddy exclaimed rather excitedly, causing some of the healers and medi-witches to glance over at them.
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Draco hugged Teddy, laughing. “I guess he really got the hang of me, didn’t he” he said, smiling. “Go hug your dad Ted, you’re hurting his feelings” he said, smirking at Harry. He wanted to go give the healers the cups and Harry looked like he could do without that. “You guys go sit down, I’ll go give the cups back”
Harry smirked and Teddy ran into his arms. He picked him up, gave the healers an apologetic look but swung him around and laughed. “What’re in the cups?” he asked him, looking at Draco take them away. Harry gave him a funny look and tried to think of what to say. “Giraffe’s, Teddy. Giraffe’s are in the cups.” he said, nodding. Teddy looked like he had to think about it for a second but nodded anyway, being too young to really argue anything. “Oh. Giraffes.” he nodded slowly.
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Oh shut up they put the cups down ok leave me be. Draco rolled his eyes. “Of course I’m always the sappy deep one and you’re the funny famous one blablabla” he said, laughing. He put the cap on his cup, as well, and took Harry’s hand. “Yes, let’s” he said, walking out with him.
Harry laughed and the moment they were out of the room Teddy rushed past the healers that were trying to entertain them and ran straight to them. His hair was actually going from dramatic shades of blue to red with almost every step he took. He just basically looked like a majestic unicorn. “Hey, bud!” Harry said as he figured he was running to him but almost completely ignored him and ran straight to Draco. “…or not.” he said quietly but smiled at them anyway.
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“As much as it pains me to say it” he said, drawing in a huge dramatic breath. “I think even then, yes” He smiled and kissed Harry softly. There was nothing he wanted more than to be able to keep him. In a way, this child was sort of a way to do that. As selfish as that may sound. The possibility of Harry dying was too real for Draco to ignore. “I love you”
Harry took the hand that wasn’t holding his cup of sperm and looked into his eyes. “I love you too…you twat.” he winked and turned around. He put the cap on his cup and made sure it was secure. “Time to seal our future, I guess?” he turned back around and extended his hand for Draco to take so they could leave that stuffy room.
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“I could never hate you” he replied almost instantly. He’d be hurt, of course he would. There was no doubt about that. But it wasn’t Harry’s fault and he had to take care of Teddy and their future child for him and carry on without him, if he was gone. He needed to fulfill what Harry might not be able to. “I’ll always love you. No matter what”
Harry fought to not smile and to remain as serious as he possibly could. “Even if I survive and get old and grey and my penis stops working and I disown our children and make you order in Chinese food and Italian at 3am?” his face turned up into a smile and he looked into his eyes. “Even then?” he asked.
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Draco breathed, walking closer to Harry and pulling him closer to him. “Well, the first step would be not calling her or him an it. I’m sure he or she would appreciate that” he said, softly, closing his eyes. “They won’t hate you. I promise you, they will not hate you. Even if … even if you do die”
“Alright they better appreciate it.” he smirked. Harry held his cup close to him so he wouldn’t drop it all over their shoes or something really gross like that and pulled Draco closer. “Will you hate me if I die?” he asked quietly, looking at his face while his eyes were closed.
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“These cups better feel special” he said, shaking his head.
And then shit went down and shit.
Draco stared at the white liquid in the cup, an eyebrow raised. “This is actually gross I feel bad for the healer who has to like… handle this stuff” he shook his head and set the cup down, pulling up his pants and all that good stuff. “You okay?”
“I’m famous and stuff so they should.” he smiked and then ROCKED THE WORLD OF CUMMY CUPS.
He looked into his and felt really…weird about it. “Those are our future children in there.” he said rather flatly. “Someday they’re going to have names…and personalities…and fears…and dreams…” he really was reading into this more than he probably should have, but it was his sperm, and it was going to grow into something a lot bigger someday; inside someone else.
“What if it hates me.” he said slowly. “What if I die and it hates me for dying?” he sighed and finally looked back at Draco. “Make sure it doesn’t hate me…” he swallowed.
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Draco laughed, rolling his eyes. “You say the sexiest things” he said sarcastically. Harry had a tendency to say incredibly unappealing phrases right before sex. It was extremely cute, in Draco’s opinion. He helped undo Harry’s pants, kissing him at the same time, and then started on his own.
Harry pulled them down and watched him. “Why do I have the feeling that these cups are going to fill pretty fast.” he smirked, and then laughed after that because even though it was funny, it was also sorta disgusting.
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“Yeah, you’re right” he said, laughing. They had never really matured and for all they knew, they were never going to. At Harry’s question, he couldn’t help but burst out laughing. “Harry” he said, in between laughs. “Oh god, okay no, seriously” he said, shaking his head. He got up and strode over to where Harry stood, kissing him hard on the lips. “I’ll help you not miss, okay?” he said, smiling.
Harry laughed as well but stood his ground as best as he could. “I’m serious!” he still laughed though. When he kissed him though, he smiled and brought him closer. “Well, if you say so.” he smirked, winking at him and pulling him into him so they were pressed together. “Let’s get this show on the road.” he raised an eyebrow and started to unbutton the top of his pants.
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Draco bit his lip, and nodded slowly. “I guess we just…” he looked at the cup, and then back up at Harry, and then back at the cup. “This is just a really awkward way to do things wow you’d think they’d have thought of a better way” he said, shaking his head and laughing again. “Merlin, we’re adults, we need to take this seriously come on we can do this”
“When have we ever really been adults though?” he raised an eyebrow and looked around the room. “Hey Draco…?” he asked after a second, his voice laced with nerves. “What if we…what if I…what if I miss…?” he asked hesitantly, trying to hold back a laugh although he was completely serious. It was something that had been troubling him since they realized what they would have to do. “I don’t want someone to have to come in here and just like…clean all that up…” he frowned, scratching his neck.
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Draco closed the door behind them, and as soon as he did he burst out laughing. “Okay, sorry, sorry, not a laughing matter I know whatever” he said, still laughing a little. He sighed, calming down a little, and walked to a line of 3 or 4 chairs against the wall, sitting on it. “Well then” he said, looking at the cup. “Right”
Harry started laughing almost the second that Draco had begun and it took him an extra few moments to get himself together. “Yes, serious, very serious.” he smirked, shaking his head and taking in a deep breath. “So do we just…” he was giving the cup a strange foreign look, almost like it was an alien or something. “We probably…” he bit his cheek and tried to figure it out. “Hm…” he mumbled.
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Draco laughed. “As if you didn’t” he said, rolling his eyes. There was a bit of an awkward silence between all three of them, during which Draco was holding back the urge to laugh with every ounce of power he had in him. He coughed loudly, shaking the cup in the air a little. “Alright then. Um. Shall we?” he said to Harry, still trying not to laugh in front of the healer.
For a second, Harry’s life flashed before his eyes and his mind was going a mile a minute. Do I really want to bring a child into the world? Do I really have to? But then Harry looked at Draco as he could tell that he was stifling a laugh and it was like all his inner thoughts were answered and his confusions and thoughts ceased.
He bit his lip to resist laughing when Draco coughed because Harry could feel the amount of awkward in the room. He just wanted the healer to leave so they could ~get down to business~. He nodded and walked into a closed little room for the two of them. “Ready as I’ll ever be.” he nodded. To jack off in a cup. He added in his mind.
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